Showing posts with label Victoria. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 29 March 2017

002 - Lascelles to Whyalla

“Are we near Ballarat now?”

As we rounded Port Augusta, some 26hrs after we passed Ballarat, James proceeded to make B and I just crack up with laughter. This was after he tried to guess “Saturn” in eye-spy. I queried him on that…

“Where did you get Saturn from James?”
“It’s from Space”

Touche’ Bob… Touche.

With material like this, the 780 odd kilometres we did today seemed so much easier and manageable. Whilst we won’t pull too many days like today, it’s nice to know that we can if the need arises.

To be fair it was a bit of a slog for the car and myself from Lascelles to Whyalla today. We wanted to get here, but around lunch time we weren’t sure. But the kids (along with the first ever use of a tablet with a movie) were awesome and we could keep trucking along.

This is essentially the extent of Lascelles in a photo, and I reckon it epitomises most of the small country towns in these parts. A pub adjacent to the industry that built the town.


Howling side and head winds, as well as steady climb made the acceptable fuel consumption of yesterday a complete thing of the past. I think the middle stint average 24L/100km... that’s an unimpressive 11.7 miles to the gallon for our UK readers. But we aren’t travelling light or small. I think the van weighs in just short of 2.8t and the car is around the 3t mark. So I’m quite proud of the Rock Truck today. Probably it’s hardest day of work yet, and I can almost hear it outside the van now snoring, dreaming of downhill tailwind runs.

But despite the conditions the day was without hassle all things considered.

Leaving Lascelles around 8am, we were on our way. A fuel stop at Ouyen, and off we went to Red Cliffs to say hi to Big Lizzie before heading due West. A run across the Mallee Badlands saw us relate to the view that met Armstrong and Aldrin when they first left the lunar module. Even Evie I think was struggle to find redeeming features.

Still our invented game of Car Cricket kept everyone engages, happy and sub-conciously ticking off maths homework as we went. Throw in a word game (most words found in “remarkable”) and I reckon Sam and Evie have English covered too.

Stopping at the strict border checkpoint where all kinds of fruit were confiscated, to the point where the both the fridge in the car and the van were searched. Man, Donald Trump wishes he could get these guys, could then save money on “The Wall”.

Through Renmark with a quick grocery and fuel stop, we headed for Monash Adventure Playground. To my brothers, this place needs no introduction and brings back many happy childhood memories playing on equipment that would in today’s age threaten multiple lawsuits and liability cases. Unfortunately today’s version has been dumbed down a little, with little chance of massive trauma or 3rd degree burns from mallee roasted metal, but it was still cool. The maze the highlight for mine. We called in here last year on the way home from Flinders only to find it shut. Promising the kids we’d return soon, I kept that promise and we stayed here for an hour or so to stretch legs.

The two towers were cool, but the lack of actual lethal falls, tetanus free metal sheeting and easy access might have reduced the attraction. Still, kids these days will never understand will they?

Must admit, the maze was awesome. And this pic only shows half of it.

The "flying fox" was more like the "slowly sliding domesticated dog". But I think Sam still enjoyed it.

Whilst they were running around, I was tweaking our IT solutions to allow movies onto the tablet and B rustled up some rolls for lunch. There are certainly perks with bringing the entire house with you everywhere you go!

Back on the road, and we started the big slog across to Burra and through to Port Augusta before turning for Whyalla where we now find ourselves.

At times I forgot to look in the mirrors, such was the lack of signs of life our here. So imagine my surprise when this guy, out of nowhere came flying past us. I think our fuel consumption was similar.

As I type, the wind has just died down, and the chatting from the other side of the curtain (in the “bedroom”) has stopped. Moo helped me set up with gusto which was lovely, despite it taking 500% longer. If I can teach her most parts, I’ll get to the cold beers and camping chair sooner, so it’s an investment in time. Hopefully Future Matt is grateful. In all honesty though, it’s nice to have her keen and asking questions and getting involved.


So with that lazy 1000 odd kilometres out of the way and our goal to reach Whyalla in one stop achieved, we can start the Adventure proper tomorrow. A promise of museums and tours, a bit of a walk to stretch the legs and a stocktake to see exactly what we forgot, and we’re away.

Tuesday, 28 March 2017

001 - BM to Lascelles

And so it begins…. But hey… what’s the rush?

At approximately 2.05pm and 35 seconds, we were waved off from the house, by the random lady who had come to clean the carpets, her elderly mother and a young 2yr old who had a fondness for Evie…

The last family portrait on the steps of 187 Halletts Way. I've never lived any house in my life longer, so quite the affinity to it. And to this point, the only home the kids remember. It will be missed.

About to head off... the fact they were so excited made me feel better that we'd made the right decision. Now how long do the smiles last for.

About to roll.....

Where are we here? About 250m from home...
  
So we were a little later than expected, say… 25hrs or so, but really in the scheme of things what does that matter?

But we managed to get out the door and on the road in what can only be described as picture perfect conditions. Unlike the crappy weather that would have greeted us on the road had we left yesterday, it was smooth sailing, very little wind and bright sunshine the whole afternoon.

A quick lesson in tyre pressures for Evie at 7-11, followed by a top of fuel at Ballan and we were on our way.

One of many many fuel stops I'm sure... Hope they are all as easy as this to park...


It was quite surreal… just heading off. Where were we going this afternoon? We hadn’t actually decided. It really depended on time of day, setting of the sun and above all, the mood and behaviour of the trio in the back seat, around which the entire universe will revolve for the next 9 months I feel…

In the end, after a nice lazy trundle down the highway, around Ballarat and up through Avoca and St. Arnaud, we hit the expansive plains of the Mallee. Towns like Woomelang and Birchip brought back memories of travelling from Swan ‘ill and Mildura down to see the relo’s in Bendigo and Ballarat. And I tell you… the landscape hasn’t changed much… and is still pretty freakin’ boring.

Still we were on our way and got a great chuckle passing every single rest point and picnic spot going “you know… we could just pull up there and stay the night.”

 Believe it or not, this is a pretty common site in our car on travels... Nose in books and generally letting the world go by. Bob's new seat strategically being used as a "Peace Wall"

In the end, Wikicamps (our soon to become “Bible”) brought us to Lascelles, a small blip on the map, around 80km south of Ouyen (prounouced Oh-yen for the Northern Hemisphere friends). A small little patch of grass next to the pub with power and water has cost us $11 for the night and allowed us a little bit of comfort on our first night. No point in roughing it too much I say….

A reasonable meal in the pub served by a Canute who couldn’t tell me if there was anywhere to get fuel in town was had. Jukebox which ate $2 and gave up no music at all (I blame Napster) was smoothed over by the owner who lent the kids some books to read in bed before returning tomorrow. I love a small town ethos.
Just paying for the site... in the pub.

It was crowded, and tough securing a site on our first night...

Not a bad little playground...
And that brings me to now.

The kids are snoring (or is that the local wildlife fornicating next to the van?) B’s enjoying a peaceful jigsaw on the table and I’m here regaling tales of, well… day one I suppose.

A couple of times today it hit me, we’re actually doing this. And I think it will sink in more as time goes on as it kind of feels like a “holiday” rather than an “adventure” which is what it is. I’m sure it will take some time to find a groove and get used to being on top of each other and tripping over each others shoes and jumpers… and clothes… and books… and hair ties… and drink bottles… and soft toys… sigh…. Patience Matt.

Tomorrow we’re heading for another childhood memory hotspot up near Renmark before the long haul over to Whyalla hopefully. Will see how we get on, but if we don’t get there…


…hey… what’s the rush?